oh and on a sidenote....: September 2010

Monday, September 27, 2010

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Just to point out....yes once and a while I may get personal. Just randomly cause I can.
The other night I walked to the grocery store ( I know healthy me, Right? Nah, it's not that far LOL) I needed coffee for the morning. Usually boring walk no big deal. Then on the way home, it's starting to get dark. But I'm walking down a main street with street lights, so whatever. Here I am rambling in my head to myself, when this guy. An OLD guy. Pulls up in a fancy spanky new car, pulls right over and stops.
He Say's "Hey, Do you need a ride"
Me, "uh No."
Him, "Are you sure? You can call your parents from my phone, I'm sure they wont mind."
Me, "Yeah, No thanks." Here's me flashing my winning smile and moving the fuck on.
Now, two points to my story. Point #1 I felt a little giddy that some guy thought I was a teenager. (That was definitely many moons ago LOL) Point # 2 How incredibly gross to meet a Pedophile. He looked like someones friendly grandpa, which I guess is how that nasty business they do works....Yuck.

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Ooooooh. Aaaaaah. This would be an awesome addition to my house. I wonder how many people would touch it though.....but then again I guess I had have to explain to most people, that it's the freakin' Pandora's box that opens into hell, from the Hell Raiser movies!!! Bring on Pinhead!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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For some reason I'm really attracted to these. I like the way they blankly stare at you. I'd get a kick out of creeping people out when they come to my house. Not that, that's a surprise.

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Hmmmm. Found this on www.Crafastrophe.net today. Can someone please yell out HOLY BLASPHEME....Yikes.

Friday, September 24, 2010

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I know that it's terrible that I found this from an article about testicle cancer....but I laughed at the lit up balls!

Thursday, September 23, 2010

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Yes, yes, it is ok to chuckle at this....

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

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OH OH OH! *This is me jumping up and down* I want this, I want this!!!!

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Ok, so I'll start off saying that no this isn't a real product. So don't lose you lunch. Which has been much of the reaction around the net. But....I have to say, I'd totally try it. And I think I'd probably be one of the few that actually liked it....LOL Yup that's me, I'm gross and have bad taste.

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Yep, this is one product this lady will never try. There's just something wrong to me about sticking a cup up in my lady bits, especially at that time of the month. Not to mention, having to boil this bad boy after my period is done...I'm all for being green, but this it too far. I don't care how many testimonials you put up all over the web, no way. Yuck.