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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

oh and on a sidenote...

Now I know that this seems like a great idea.


I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty happy with never having to relive my first time again.  Not to mention it was the first time I thought to myself, "Geez, that's not a very impressive penis at all."

And if having a giant cavernous vagina is an issue, maybe you should be upgrading that penis to a bigger size. Just sayin'.



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5 comments:

  1. My first time, I think I just had sex with the guy to shut him up. He was so bloody boring!

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  2. I'm guessing it was pretty boring sex too...some guys just fail where it counts I guess...

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  3. Omg.. My first time was soo uneventful.. I prefer no repeats..

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