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Not too sure what the story behind this is....

But look at dude's beard! Awesome! I love beards.

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Happy Vagina Sunday!

My apologies my dear friends for my sporadic blogging as of late!
Fear not, jumping back into the swing of things!

Hope you've all been eating your veggies and drinking your milk.

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I completely disagree with this statement.

BEST ARMPIT TATTOO EVER!

I really wish I was friends with this guy.

And this guy.

I would be hoping and praying for him to break out in dance all the fucking time.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice how much he looks like Jean Claude Van Damme?

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Happy Saturday All!
If you don't know by now I really like to eat. So kinda by default I like to cook. Unless it's the same boring thing. Then I'd rather scoop my eyeballs out with a spoon.
Anyways! On to Pinterest Experiment #3

Baked Chicken and Spinach Flautas Challenge

Sounds delicious right?!

Well, you are right. They were pretty simple and yummy. In the recipe you can cook the chicken with beer or chicken broth. I rarely have beer on hand so if anyone makes it with beer, I want to know how it turns out!

Also your supposed to add water to the beer/chicken broth when you cook the chicken...I forgot. Well, not so much forgot as I can't read. Don't know if that makes any difference either. 

Picture from the recipe site

These are mine

Nom Nom Nom!!

Also when I first seen the recipe I forgot to pin it. Pretty Normal for me, what with my pinning anxiety and all. So I figured instead of searching through thousands of recipes, I'd google it. Usually waaaay faster.

This is what Google found for me.

Fuck You Google.
Fuck You.

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For those of you that don't know I am horribly addicted to Pinterest. Big shock there, right?
But because I would hate anyone to know just how much time I truly do waste I only sporadically pin things. I'm what you would call a closet pinner. I bookmark the shit out of everything though.
I particularly take great enjoyment out of the recreating experiences. Especially the failures. That's where all the entertainment really is.
So because my life is horribly boring at this point in time, please feel free to join me on

The Great Pinterest Experiment

Alrighty! Off we go!
Lets start of with a two for one!
Fucking Awesome, Right?!

The Dry Shampoo Challenge

I have horribly oily hair and NEED to wash it everyday.
If not I look a little like this:

I shit you not, this is my morning hair...well minus the stubble. I spend a lot of time on hair removal.

I know what your thinking, What? No before picture? Well no. I couldn't find a single AA battery in the whole house. Even the one's from my TV remotes didn't have enough juice to power up my camera. So off I went to experiment anyways!

You'll find a million and one dry shampoo concoctions all over Pinterest, me having dark red hair decided with the Cocoa Dry Shampoo recipe.

5 tsp Cocoa

1 tsp Corn Starch

Some sort of smelly essential oil that I decided to leave out. Why, you ask? Well isn't the whole point to get rid of the grease?! 

Idiots.
So I mix it all up, sprinkle the stuff all over my scalp. Then let it sit for 10 minutes or so. During this 10 minute period, I realized two things:
1. Not one person on Pinterest or on any blogs with these recipes, inform you what a fucking mess this makes. Not only did I have it all over my face, neck, and hands, it was all over my clothes, counters, floors....Yes Ladies and Gents a chocolate bomb went off in my bathroom. Fun Times....
2. I had the genius idea of stealing batteries out of my vibrator. Which of course always has well charged batteries. I'd rather use that then watch TV anyways.
So After all that, I brushed it all out of my hair.
Outside.
See? Full of ideas!

The After.

Looks fine right? 

Well it's actually pretty gross.

True, it doesn't look as dirty, and I smell like chocolate, but it feels  disgusting and it's got some mid winter static happening. It'll do if I had my hair up, there's no way I'd leave it down.

I rate this experiment : 

2 Fuck Yeahs out 5.

Which leads to the next experiment. My hair was gross anyways so lets try some styling.

The Faux Bob Challenge

I am one of those girls that has a bad hair day and chops it all off. I have done it more times than I can count.Which always ends in me being horribly angry for months since my hair takes FOREVER to grow. I saw this idea and thought, fucking genius! Exactly what I need! Here's the step by step.

My attempt. Not bad. Pretty flat looking.

Easy, right? Yep sure is.

Great for all lengths? Yep that too. 

Great for any texture? Fuck you. No. 

I spent twice the amount of time trying to cover up the back of my hair to hide the underneath braid.

Turned out to be lumpy and bumpy and just an over all mess. My hair is way too thin for this shit.
Truly disappointed that this didn't work.
BUT if your lucky enough to have normal or thick hair, it's an awesome style choice. Even though I still say screw all of you with all your damn hair.
I rate this experiment:
1 Fuck Yeahs out 5 on my bitterness scale.
4 Fuck Yeahs out 5 for the rest of you bitches with good hair.

I need a fucking shower now. Which I'm fairly certain will be a chocolaty mess.
I should have just showered in the first place....
Not a huge failure this time but there's still plenty of time and ideas out there for me to fuck up.

oh and on a sidenote...

Yes. Yes, I do find this hilarious.

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Oh! Oh! Oh!
I gots another award! Gotta be honest though, this one is particularly special because I received it from Lily.
A woman who gets me and all my twisted ways, and not to mention, is just about the best blogger I've read.
Thanks so much Lily for being a wonderful and perverted addition to my life and thank you for digging my blog!