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Huh. Now who wouldn't want a Palm Clit?! This is another bizarre website I stumble upon.... I wonder how many people actually try and contact them for some of their surgeries? Ahhh silly, silly crazies.....

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Ooooh ok.....so I almost thought I'd seen everything. But! Turns out I still have some talent left!!! So badly random and unbelievable.... This is me politely warning that this is not safe for work!! And I'm not posting a picture just cause believe it or not it, I just cant wrap my head around it and I don't want to have to see it all the time LOL. So, here we go! Drum Roll Please! Here's the new Body Mod Fad! Enjoy *snicker*

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Well, even though it ended up on here, I think it's an awesome tattoo. And all the others are definitely worth a look. Why? Well because some people just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions for themselves.

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So as if these Lady Gaga inspired shoes aren't bad enough....

Let's go one step farther......

Hmmmm....sexy, right?

And just in case you wanted to remember how you got them.....

A gun to go with them.

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Alright. Seriously? Shut the Fuck up. This guy did this out of his own free will? Fuck. Yuck. This one goes way over my head....I'm betting that no one willing sits down and has a meal with this guy.

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Men have problems thinking straight with the two heads they have, why not add some more? Just for entertainments sake.

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Yeah, this is hardcore. *snicker*

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So yeah, if your ever planning on sending me chocolates....These Morgue Chocolates are where it's at. I mean it, I would so enjoy eating these.

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This just seems very satisfying. I need one.

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Now as much as I love the creepy factor of holding a random hand as you walk you dog, I went through the other dog products on the site.

And, well, I know they were trying to paint a picture of a pampered dog...all I got from it was HEY if your lonely and are substituting a dog for a man, We've got the products for you!! And just a hint at bestiality.... Come on now a romantic dinner for two? Just you and your dog? That just doesn't seem right.

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And this one just made me laugh.

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Dear Lord, I hope this was a dare. I hope whoever did the daring, offered to pay for the removal afterwards.

And in case your curious to see some other ridiculous brand tattoo's click here. This will make you feel like a genius....unless one of them is a picture of you, of course.

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Smile.
I said, Smile.
Insert creepy pageant Mom giving this to her child.....

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Pssst!! Pssst!!! I need these....like bad. Their awesome.

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Alright, so another randomly weird site I stumbled across, www.thatsmyface.com  Not only can you get 3D life like portraits of yourself and loved ones, you can get a new face to wear! Now I dunno about anyone else, but if I was so inclined to spend $300 bucks or so, I get myself a new face and be reeking some evil havoc on the world muahahahahaa.....not to mention these bad boys are pretty creepy. I think I'd run out of friends pretty fast if I had one of these to play with!

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You know what I've been missing all these years?! Stick on leopard eyeshadow!! How have I lived without this?!
Seriously, WTF?!

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LMAO.....I don't know the thought process behind this product, but it's pretty freakin' hilarious! I'm guessing it's supposed to be some sneaky product like the vibrating ducky's that you can take on business trips with you, and no one will know that you can't leave home without having a vibrator with you. I'm thinking this is the next step up from that....muahahahahaaaa
I'm thinking this isn't the ducky you want to leave in the shower when you have company staying over night. Unless your trying to get rid of said company.

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Yep, WTF? That's what I thought too. I think this Hello Kitty fad has gone a bit far. If your not convinced that Hello Kitty teeth is over the deep end click here for more products that should just not have Hello Kitty on it.

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What's this?! Temperature sensitive glass tiles, you say?! If I had money to burn, I'd so re-do my shower with these!! How cool is that?!

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For all the those ladies out there that still embrace that 70's bush. Why not spruce up your "betty" with a little color?!   *snicker*

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Oh and if I didn't mention it before...This is my new favorite show! Well, besides The Walking Dead! WTF?! A Zombie TV series!!! Someone out there loves me!! But more on that later.....now back to Monsterquest!
Ok, so it's just show after show of trying to find new evidence or in most cases any shred of proof of all things strange and unusual! Monsters, and creatures oh my!! Ahhh the entertainment factor for me is through the roof. So yeah go watch it.....I mean it....go now....

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So, yeah, I'm a big fan of Bigfoot and all strange, unexplained things, UFO's and all the like. Here's another that I hadn't gotten around to reading up about until I watched Destination Truth last night.
This a "picture" (note the quotations, yes I enjoy it all, but I'm not exactly a die hard believer, so gimme a break) of The Aswang, from the Philippines.  It's supposed to be a demon/vampire/shape shifter/ bringer of evil and death muahahahahahahaaaaaaa. Anyways, the folklore is pretty broad and changes from town to town. But seems like there are quiet a few people who don't doubt it's existence at all. I, on the other am just pumped to see if I can find an Aswang movie....preferably not subtitled but I'll take what I can get!

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Yes, yes I do think this looks delicious.....minus the cheese slice and Parmesan in the bread crumbs. I also laughed pretty hard at the last line....
And is it just me or is that one freaken' big hot dog?

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I cannot wait to try this recipe out!!! Who wouldn't love Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies??!!!