Random Ramblings and Random things I find all over the Internet....sometimes things come to me, so I need to interrupt you....



Saturday, August 28, 2010

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Mmmmmmm Meathead. Great Halloween Party Idea.

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I wonder if this cake has jam in the middle. Ha Ha, get it? Jam. Toe Jam. Yes, I amuse myself.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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Everyone has days where they want to be anti-social. These are my feelings on most days.

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"Hey Jimmy, where's your brother?"

Monday, August 23, 2010

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Even though, a grown man getting a Toy Story tattoo is kinda creepy, in that inappropriate pedophile kinda way....I have to say that it is a pretty awesome idea.

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WTF? yeah, that's all I got....WTF?

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A good chuckle for another monday morning! Enjoy!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

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Yup, that's animal abuse. And yes that used to be a Poodle.

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Uhmmm yeah, practical. For the first few minutes your in a new relationship....then she's a stage five clinger.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

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Ahhhhh there's no better enjoyment than silently mocking and covertly taking peoples pictures at Wal-Mart. Granted that is where all the classiest people are found.

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This was made by an Etsy seller....it doesn't exist anymore. What a sad day. I would have bought it on the spot LOL.

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I wonder if anyone will bury me with an underground army to protect me, in my afterlife....probably not. But hey a girl can dream cant she?

Monday, August 9, 2010

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Now hold on for one minute!!! IT HAS MUSIC! IT TALKS! AND IT'S HEAD SPINS!!! Now this is unfreaking believable!!! How is it I don't have one of these! EEEEEEEKKKKKK THE EXCITEMENT!!!!!!

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WHAAAAAT????!!!! Where the hell do I find a Freddy water gun!! I'm so off to search the world for this piece of fabulousness!!!!


Saturday, August 7, 2010

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It's about damn time someone took a stand and pointed out what's going wrong with men of our generation....Amen to RetroSexuals!!!

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Well I guess this is the perfect gift for yourself to get ready for summer....Forget the gym man...inflatable shorts is the new way to lose weight.

Friday, August 6, 2010

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Bet you wont get anyone selling Religion if you had this doorbell.

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Because everyone has secrets....you don't know who they are but it's nice to know that everyone has something they're trying to hide.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

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I don't doubt that 90% of the photos found around the Internet are fake, when it comes to these giant skeletons. Or as may people claim, The Nephilim.

One bone I have to pick with this subject. Why is it that alot of these people, don't see that maybe, just maybe, some people were a shit load bigger than others? There's still lots of huge people around still right? So why is it every time a giant skeleton is "found" they claim it's the Nephilim? Not sure what they are? Alright, heres a brief summary, I suggest googling it though if it peaks your interest. So the Nephilim are supposed to be a pre-flood race of men. But technically not "just" men they are fallen Angels from heaven, who come to earth and breed with regular women. Supposedly Satan's big plan to corrupt the human race, which of course was the reason for the big ole flood. To wipe out the giants tainting the gene pool.

Good story and all, proof or no proof of it.....why is it so hard to believe that maybe there were giant people, not weird super natural beings, but up sized people. I know, I know, this is so unlike me cause I love a good strange tale but I find it laughable that it's so hard for some people accept that the human race evolves and changes. Just like everything else on earth. Hmmmm maybe my next rant will be about the alien reptiles that have been trying to take over the world for centuries....stay tuned!!!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

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Ok so I've been seeing this "cat toy" around alot lately and wondering to myself, "What am I missing?"

Well, guess what I did? I googled it like any smart girl would do. Turns out this is spoof toy based off of the horror film The Human Centipede.


Well the gist of it is a mad scientist kidnaps two girls and a guy and surgically attaches them to one another. And yup, as you can tell from the pictures, there's one girl with a guys mouth permanently stitched on to her asshole and another girl stitched to his asshole.....and guess what? Only the front girl gets to eat food! Guess what the others are eating?! Ok, maybe don't.....I think the only thing I got that was good news from reading any reviews of this film was the fact that they don't show any stuff that's going on with poo.....but God knows what the fuck else they are showing us. I think I'll pass on searching out a copy of this film, but knowing my luck I'll find it on TV some point soon and get sucked into watching it.