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Huh, who knew Bigfoot liked boobies?

I'm gonna keep that in mind for when I go out on a Bigfoot hunt.




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Random barf worthy article I found....

Part of me hopes that this isn't real. It probably is though *shudder*






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Who needs a hug?!

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Nope. No reason at all for this post. Just cause I found it. It had zero relevance to anything on the page.

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Found another completely ridiculous site www.usclowns.com

"Scary clowns, Scary clown face painting & Clown games free"
No shit. Clowns are scary as fuck. Name one person who isn't afraid of clowns. I bet you cant.
I didn't even bother to look real hard at the site, cause it's clowns. And clowns are wrong.



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I laughed really hard when I randomly found this book in English. My sons got a copy from their Grandparents who are Dutch. So naturally the book is in Dutch.
It's about a mole minding his own business, when PLOP someone pooped down into his house in the ground, landing a big stinky one on his head.
Through out the whole book he's searching for who shit on him. Which means you learn about what other animals shit looks like. Completely random and sounds absolutely hilarious when someone reads it to you in Dutch. And I cant even understand Dutch.
But to give the book credit it's still fuckin hilarious in English.

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This cracked me up.

I thought Bambi was a boy though...either way fuckin awesome.



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I cant believe Yahoo posted these on the 10 gifts people dont want for Christmas....Cause I want both of these. Must be morons running that place.

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Sadly if I actually had somewhere to store this huge bastard I would make one...

Cardboard and a shit load of duct tape and taa daaa geeky awesomeness!!!



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Uhm why hasn't anyone pointed out to this "woman" that, that is not where the implants are supposed to be?

Makes me feel kinda good about my squishy body.



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Thank You www.regretsy.com for introducing me to, Pornaments today.
Since I lean slightly towards the Bah Hum Bug side of Christmas, I think this will definitely get me into the holiday spirit...or something like that.

And trust me there is so many more to choose from.
I think I love the Gingerbread People.




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Because it's Monday. And we could all use an extra bit of sexy in our day.

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I wonder how many times in this guys lifetime people have pointed out that he has a penis shaped head...

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Where the hell can I get some of this gum?!

I'm gonna stock up on this gum and throw a celebration party for getting my youthful boobies back...
*sssshhhh* I'm day dreaming, dont pop my joy bubble.



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I'm sure it's real fantastic that some bug guy photographed the world's biggest bug, the giant weta. I'm certain for bug people it was in the wet dream category....

Yeah, it's not photo shopped. This enormous fuckin bug is eating a carrot....
This is where ideas for horror movies come from.
I'm officially never visiting New Zealand.

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A Marzipan Penis.

Please take note:
I am officially requesting for my birthday, a cake covered in these little guys. Also a variety of colors and sizes, and some with ball hair.
Thank You, that is all.

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Now this is my kind of protected sex.

A little leery about the kind smells that would be brewing in the bedroom afterwards though...


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I've fallen in love. Deep dirty love. I would have the entire set in my kitchen. They give me a creepy lady boner.

Shuttling Shakers

Toothed Tongs

Tasting Spoons

And that's just a few. Go here to check out the rest. Amazeballs!


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Proof the Internet is like having my very own diabolical twin complete with random brain syndrome.
I searched *mayonnaise* in Google.
These are my top pics for things I found that have absolutely nothing even remotely close to having anything to do with mayonnaise.

My best guesses as to why these were  included in my mayonnaise google:
Random Man showing the results of what happens when you use mayo as hand lotion.

This is what I happens to me too, when I realise I'm out of mayo.

Horrific side effects of using mayo as a lubricant.

And, well....I can kinda see why this one was included in the search. They probably went through a whole lot of mayo to get here....

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I want a meat baby.

Then I want to devour him.