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Did I ever mention how much I love Regresty?
Well I fuckin love it.
Why?
This is why....

Because they find amazeballs/awesomesauce shit like this.
I especially love that it could be tailored to my specific decor *snort*

oh and on a sidenote...

So can someone please explain to me what the hell happened to Lindsay's face?
How is it that she can from this a few years ago,

To this recent picture?

I'm willing to bet that all of the people around her are telling her how amazing she looks....I guess their probably paid to lie to her.
Talk about going from hot to butterface...

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Sexy right?

I love how he or most likely someone else *shudder* had the pleasure of carefully trimming and shaving this massive body of hair into something some what presentable.
You know that's what happened, because there is no way that dude isn't covered front to back, head to toe in hair.
Well probably not on his head...we all make up for short comings one way or another.

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Strangely enough, it's the fact that this fine specimen of  lady  is wearing clown shoes that bothers me.

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Story of my fucking life

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It's official, I'm using this...
Chances are in the near future I will be calling my husband a great big bag of dicks. Some how just calling him a dick doesn't seem as satisfying anymore.

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Yeah. That's my attitude today. I cant decide if it's residual from having to spend time with my family yesterday or the fact that it feels like someone is trying to squeeze my head until my eye balls shoot out...

The second is probably caused from the first though...

Quick someone spread some peanut butter on my head and gimme a knife! I'm going on a rampage!

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oh and on a sidenote...

I don't usually post "funny cat" pics but this one made me for real laugh...

Ah cat balls.


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This makes me chuckle...

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Now I know that this seems like a great idea.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty happy with never having to relive my first time again.  Not to mention it was the first time I thought to myself, "Geez, that's not a very impressive penis at all."

And if having a giant cavernous vagina is an issue, maybe you should be upgrading that penis to a bigger size. Just sayin'.



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Shit, cause I dont have enough to worry about. Now I have to worry about this...



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Well shit. It's Sunday again. Vagina Sunday!!!
Today's picture was donated by The Amazing Wayneo!!!

(Apparently I'm not posting big enough twats. Note taken.)



For some reason this picture makes me want to add instructions on how to make it work.  
Page 1 :
Included in box.
1- Clitoris
1- Urethral Orifice
1- Labia Majora
1- Labia Minora
1- Vagina
1- Anus.

Page 2 :
*Please read steps 3-1000.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Repeat.

*Individual Results may vary.
*Satisfaction Not Guaranteed.



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oh and on a sidenote...

Nothing says I love you like...

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