oh and on a sidenote....

Part of me is actually tempted to drug the Husband into a coma just so I can do this to him....

I wonder how long it would take for him to forgive me.....

That or I could turn him into art,

He doesn't quiet have the man boobs to pull it off though. But he probably wouldn't be as upset with this one.

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Happy Vagina Sunday All!!
Unfortunately I have no funny and/or sick and disturbing vagina's to show off today. BUT! Fear not!
Now I'm part of the giant world of DIY'ers. I like to make shit, some of it's functional, some not so much.
I'm totally digging this do it yourself and do it on the cheap trend that's happening...but this is just ridiculous.

I'm not sure whether or not to be more horrified by the fact that this guy is :

A: Impressed with himself for being so cheap.

B: Can actually fit his penis in the top of a water bottle.

Actually, B totally explains why he's spending time and effort experimenting on DIY sex toys.

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Happy Mothers Day!!!
AND it's vagina Sunday!
Imagine that?!
First off, here's a gift that just warms the heart.

Why? Because no one wants to see your Mom's camel toe....

And I have affectionately given this picture the title " Wildlife Pussy"

Witty, right?!

I think the most disturbing part of this photo is the dog...That's a real live very confused Dog.
Dog: "Please don't let her take me home..."

oh and on a sidenote...

Today's lesson of the day is for the Men around here,

Plushophilia  is not an acceptable pass time.
Thank You.
That is all.

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As a former World of Warcraft Addict and Catholic, this cracked me the fuck up.

Yes boys and girls, blasphemy can be fun too.

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Now, maybe it's because I'm delirious from the head cold I've had for WEEKS and have been slowly replacing  my meals with Tylenol and Neo citron, but this shit is funny.
Like almost peed a little funny.

Muahahaaaaa......
See? I told you so.