I love how he or most likely someone else *shudder* had the pleasure of carefully trimming and shaving this massive body of hair into something some what presentable.
You know that's what happened, because there is no way that dude isn't covered front to back, head to toe in hair.
Well probably not on his head...we all make up for short comings one way or another.
Yeah. That's my attitude today. I cant decide if it's residual from having to spend time with my family yesterday or the fact that it feels like someone is trying to squeeze my head until my eye balls shoot out...
The second is probably caused from the first though...
Quick someone spread some peanut butter on my head and gimme a knife! I'm going on a rampage!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty happy with never having to relive my first time again. Not to mention it was the first time I thought to myself, "Geez, that's not a very impressive penis at all."
And if having a giant cavernous vagina is an issue, maybe you should be upgrading that penis to a bigger size. Just sayin'.