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And Woody just became alot more fun....

I guess some people have more time on their hands than others.
They get my awesome vote.


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Special, just for you.

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I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

But that doesn't make it any less awesome.



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Well I guess that works...You cant get knocked up using a sex toy....

If by "saves" they mean "stop having them" Yeah I'd say this marketing works.


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Happy Monday

Dont forget to eat your fruits today.



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I wish I would have had this awesome idea in my pre-children years.

Chances are though I would have had the idea, got distracted by someone eating something and joined them. Then promptly falling asleep. Thus forgetting said great idea. Only to do the same thing over again the next night. This must have been a gift from a non stoner to the stoner.




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I really could have contributed to this site, www.retailhellunderground.com when I was working...
If you've ever worked in any type retail job you can appreciate the stories of the awful behaviour some customers pull out of their ass. Or maybe your an asshat customer... either way alot of these are hilarious cause it happened to someone else.
I used to manage one of these,

In the "ghetto"...
This is what we would spend endless hours making the shelves look like...



And yes I am serious, endless hours, all day everyday. Everything had it's place and had to be in the box in a certain way.
But this is what it actually looked like on a busy day.

I cant tell you how much fun it was clean that up....everyday. While being yelled at for not having the right sizes in stock, or god forbid not having that particular style asshat customer wanted, on sale.
AND, sometimes on a real special day, I have the oh so special joy of cleaning up someone's stomach contents off the carpet...cause you know mall maintence isn't responsible for the actual stores or anything....
These are the things I look back on when I think I'm having a tough day being a stay at home mom...then I kiss my kids and tell them to go ahead trash the house.


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LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

I love Zombies. I love chocolate bunnies. Perfect combination!
I'm really hoping they have some more in stock so I can order them for Easter for the kiddies. My boys love chocolate bunnies. They do not love Zombies though....chances are I will get to eat them myself muahahahaaa....I'll have to buy them back up lame "regular" bunnies.



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I think I shall make myself one of these,

But in a much more stylish container...(what the fuck did she eat to get herself a jar this fucking big?)
And it will not be for Halloween. I will name my freak baby (babies?) Hans and Burt.
I already have a place picked for them to live.
One of these days people are going to start refusing to come to my house...still not sure if that's a bad thing or not...


I was gonna add the link...but I lost it. It was another random find...oh well.

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Weird. The only image that comes to mind while looking at this is someone backing into this urinal. On purpose. With their pants down.

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I think I need to make this, and hang it over my toilet...

Apparently once a man becomes someones husband, he has a secret meeting with all the other married guys he knows. They get together and convince said newly married man that changing a roll of toilet paper roll is hazardous to his health. Among other things, like putting socks in the laundry basket, or hanging up their own jackets *sigh* really the list is endless....




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Fuck Off.
Yeah YOU.
Seriously.....can someone please tell these kids to shut the fuck up?

I cannot stand these commercials. Or these kids. Since I have an aversion to a quiet house, I always have the TV on. Luckily my children are not mindless zombies sitting in front of the TV all the time, but I need the background noise. Even if no one is even home to watch Nickelodeon or Teletoon, it's on. These commercials air a million times....They creep me out. There is something so wrong with a bunch of kids singing about fucking each other in their prepubescent falsetto voices. Even the witty attempts at making the songs more  "child appropriate" are just wrong....
Really? "Forget You" when the song is actually "Fuck You"
Why is that song even an option?
*sigh*
Wow this rant makes me sound very uptight and prudish. Which I swear I'm not. I guess it goes along with my randomness. Strange things piss me off.
Mini Pops Kids is one of them.
The worst part is the commercial gets stuck in my head. It comes on and all of us sing along...
I wish these kids would grown up already and K-tel would go out of business.
Also dogs in clothes piss me off.
Random? Yes.
Warranted? Yes. It's stupid.



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Funny because it's true.

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"300" Is a fantastic movie.
Even better on mute.
There's so much eye candy....*swoon*



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Today's Blog Post is brought to you by:
My Boredom.
And.
My Lady Boner.

This shit is true.

Yes I'm an uber Nerd. Yes Patrick Stewart does it for me. Shoush no judging.
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Never mind. Judge away.

 And because this is hilarious.

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I'm really bored with my hairstyle right now. I change the color every month, mostly cause I can never remember which box I bought last time. And it's finally growing out a bit. Last time I got really bored with it, my hair went from being super long to super short. I don't really want to cut it, so I was googling some hairstyles that would be different from my either down and wavy look or my up in a ponytail bun thingy....
And I stumbled on these.

I'm sure that their part of some sort of hair competition or someone showing off their skills. Frankly I don't really care, why or how these hairstyles were made, they just made me laugh.
That is all.



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Hells Yeah!!!

Adding this to my regularly searched list on eBay! Whoot!



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I completely agree. Bigfoot would fuck up a Unicorn. Hands down.

I would look awesome in this.




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I really fucking want one. Really bad.

But I think if I spent $100 on a zombie ring, my husband would probably have an aneurysm.



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So as I was ignoring my children and letting my husband listen to the scream and chase each other around with light sabers, I had myself a little day dream. I was remembering back when we didn't have kids and we were young and drinking didn't take a weeks worth of planning to make plans with Boma to watch them over night, and enough of the rest day to recuperate and feel slightly human enough to deal with them when they get home. *sigh* oh the days of spontaneous drunken shenanigans.
I also thought to myself, now this is exactly what I'd get drunk off my face on.

Delicious right?! AND an actual for real product. But this wonderful concoction, led me to a few of these genius ideas...

http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Infused-Vodka/

http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Infused-Vodka-1/

Doesn't a bacon vodka chocolate martini sound just wonderful?
Dont be fooled.
That is not sarcasim.

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